Stump Sturgeon!
After months of hard effort, I, Akira, webmaster of The Written Legend, the place Where Words Travel Fast, have finally gotten Sturgeon, world-renowned advice columnist, out of retirement. Now he's here with a weekly column featuring letters from you, the misguided fans! And what will he give advice on, you wonder?
- Romantic Relationships--He's quite the lady's man, himself!
- Social Relations--Family, friends, etc, it doesn't matter, Sturgeon's here for ya!
- Parenting--Yep, he's been there, done that.
- Minute Trivia--Yes, he'll even take your miscellaneous junk!
- Anything and everything!--Look at the size of his brain! Do you think there's anything he doesn't know?!
Of course, the Sturge receives so much mail, he must answer them at his discretion. So write well, ask something important/funny/unique/etc, or don't write at all! Also, you'll have to wait until the Stump Sturgeon form is up before you begin to bury him with your pleas for advice. Enjoy ^.^!