Quiz the Keaton!
After months of fruitless searching, Zelda_freak was just about to give up. Then, however, he was assisted in his quest by a magical vendor of stupendous masks. This man gave Zelda_freak the Keaton Mask, and said it would surely help him find what he sought so desperately. So he donned the mask and continued searching, and searching, and searching. And, ah-ha!, Zelda_freak found him! The Keaton, wisest and most elusive creature of the animal kingdom! And what did the Keaton do? He did what he did best, quizzed our wonderful Zelda_freak. Zelda_freak, though, had a different plan in mind. In the stead of answering the Keaton's questions, he quizzed the Keaton. To say the least, the Keaton was so mortified that Zelda_freak was able to cart him back to TWL headquarters without trouble.
And what happened next? Well, because the Great Keaton himself had been stumped, he granted Zelda_freak, and Zelda_freak only, one wish. And what he use it for? Being the loyal staffer that he is, Zelda_freak wished/asked the Keaton to stay with us and answer your questions until we deem it fit that he should leave. Don't worry, we give him coffee breaks and such, but besides that, he works, works, works. Today he informed me that he is actually beginning to enjoy his new job!!! So, perhaps if you welcome him and ask him wonderful, worthwhile questions, he'll stay with us as a friend, and not a wish-granter! And what kind of questions will he answer?
- Zelda trivia--Yes, the Keaton knows all, and will answer every bit of trivia you throw at him with ease.
- Why you're a failure at [insert whatever here, including life]--Once again, the Keaton sees all, knows all, but shall only give answers when asked!
- Anything and everything--MWAHAHAHAHAAA, THE KEATON EVEN KNOWS WHAT YOU ATE LAST SUMMER!!! *gasp* So, yeah, ask away, he says!
The Keaton hath darieth you to asketh a question! He shall never be stumped again, and if he is, which he won't be, he will grant you your heart's desire! And because he knows all, he already knows your heart's desire, so he won't have to ask what it is! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Ask away, my pretties! [Not until there's a form, you won't! As in, this section is not yet open, just up.]